one eyed cocksucker

The one eyed Jack in a deck of cards is known also as a one eyed cocksucker

He played his hand of poker and had a pair of one eyed cocksuckers

by donno1980 December 03, 2016

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One eyed goo cannon

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.

I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.

by Daddy Norm February 07, 2024

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One eyed whistle

I know you know what I mean. Its another word for your dick

Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend

Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!

Jenny - ok!

...LATER AT MY PLACE...

Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...

Me - yes?

Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.

Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.

Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!

Me - Its my one eyed whistle!

Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?

Me - you blow on it like a whistle

Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..

Me - trust me its fun.

Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.

Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )

Jenny - OMG its so big!

...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again

The end.

by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017

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one-eyed brother

Penis

His one-eyed brother is too big

by ali alavi November 10, 2014

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One eyed Journalist

This term is used for a Journalist that has one eye
mainly used for the character Mafuyu Nakata from the game Danganronpa: Russian Roulette.
i got nothing
i'm so tired

Person 1: Mafuyu ripped her eye out- what do we call her?
Person 2: One eyed Journalist
Person 1: What-

by Rikkaroid2434 July 31, 2021

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