Since there's barely anything to do up at the North Pole, whenever jolly ole' St. Nick gets bored, he'll just take one of his merry little elves, and throw him to the polar bears.
by Rastablowtorch October 17, 2005
by crank April 25, 2005
The frothy amalgam of semen and vaginal juices that run down the male shaft and often coagulate at the base during sexual intercourse.
Stan and Linda's lunchtime quickie resulted in quite the accumulation of pole juice. So much so Stan needed to shower before heading back to the office.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
by Nikki Stephens May 12, 2008
When a guy pays not nearly enough money to watch a hot girl slide up and down a lubricated pole, while he imagines it's his dick (which is actually more like a chipolata sausage), then wanks himself off in a dirty toilet, like the stupid prick that he is.
Guy: "Oh yeah, you want my dick don't you? Look, she's so hot for me."
Pole dancer: "Give me my money."
Pole dancer: "Give me my money."
by Dark Star Annalise December 23, 2008
~One day during pole vaulting practice~
Vaulter 1: Pole vaulting is the best high there is. I get high every day right here!
Vaulter 2: Yeah man! I LOVE getting high!
(Coach comes and watches vaulting)
Coach: You guys gotta get higher!
Both Vaulters: Alright!
Vaulter 1: Pole vaulting is the best high there is. I get high every day right here!
Vaulter 2: Yeah man! I LOVE getting high!
(Coach comes and watches vaulting)
Coach: You guys gotta get higher!
Both Vaulters: Alright!
by GemeinhardtGal May 23, 2007
When a person passes out drunk and you stick a broom stick in their ass. It sticks up like a flag pole. Adding a real flag is optional.
by bizzach April 11, 2005