Moist Mic

When a girls grabs your dick to give you a blow job after work and it’s sweaty as fuck.

Man I think I’m in love with this chick from tinder, I gave her a moist mic last night and she didn’t say a word!

by Fucknutz90 April 26, 2025

Mic

Mic is a romanian food, in the form of a cylinder, made with lamp, pork or beef and its grilled
Plural: mici

A: Can I have a mic please?
B: Harold you fat fuck, go do something productive. You sit and eat and sleep, go outside for once you poor excuse of a man. Hope this helped <3

by RandoArt August 31, 2023

mic

a racist insult sometimes used agianst men or women from ireland

shut upp you litlle mic

by lemon kid September 20, 2019

Duvan Mic

When your microphone sounds like it's both lodged in your throat and like it's been thrown across the room.

Jim: Hey can you guys hear me?
Bill: You've got a Duvan Mic man.

by Pyrotechnica September 11, 2021

Adams mic

a shit mic bought at the back of a Lynn Popeyes used by fake muslims. This mic will make you ears bleed as they get slowly burned and sawed off as static electricity corrupts them

guy#1: should I buy Adams mic?
guy#2: no wtf that's a shit mic that sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with the static of a thousand tvs

by guysimhere December 28, 2018

Mic

The funnier person you will ever know

J: “Mic you’re the funnier person I know”

“Funniest”
E: “Mic you’re the funnier person I know too”
J: “Stfu”

by Michael with an A December 16, 2021

MICS

A school where everyone vapes except me im a child of god. A school where teachers give 0 fucks and where the dress code is "enforced". we think were ghetto but were just the ghetto-ist charter school. Our principle looks like a Who from Whoville and tries to act cool. He also just parks wherever the fuck he wants to. Mr. herbert yelled at me for wearing leggings. Im depressed bc of this place and i really hate it. But only 3 more years.

" you go to mics?"

" yeah."
" im sorry"

by hitortracer December 1, 2018