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Gospel of Blunt

The belief shared by some pot smokers that a blunt is the most enjoyable and efficient way of smoking their drug of choice.
When my friends at college insisted on smoking their chronic out of a pipe, I had to teach them a little something about the Gospel of Blunt.

Father Tom's firey sermons on the Gospel of Blunt could turn even the most heathenous of joint-junkies into a beleiver.
by THHHZZZZZZ January 20, 2009
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liam blunt

A massive whore a humongous slut leave that dick alone
"oh its been a week i wonder who liam blunts next girlfriend will be, hes due for a new one"
by heyheyheyhey2345 June 8, 2013
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Ella-Blunt

The type of blunt thats soo fat, it'll put you on your ass and have you praising the Lord. Very slow burning.
Damn, that Ella-Blunt last night had me stuck, I was too smacked.
by ohdnice May 16, 2017
mugGet the Ella-Bluntmug.

Blunt hoe

A person (male or female) that found out someone is smoking and is going around them and waits to see if they can get a hit or asks for one. Usually tries to act unaware of the people smoking to seem like they don't want any but are actually fiending.
Dude 1: Bruh I'm Finna smoke.

Dude 2: be careful that girl that just came next to you a blunt hoe.
by Onmygrudge January 12, 2016
mugGet the Blunt hoemug.

Blunt Babe

A person who is unapologetically confident, bold and of good nature. Blunt babes are your real talk confidant and your hype-girl.
“She’s a blunt babe so i know it’s true.”
“When it comes to my hair or life advice, I only trust blunt babes.”
by J_cic February 4, 2022
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Blunt season

Blunt season: when it's cold in south Texas and you smoke blunts w hoodies on
It's almost blunt season cuh.
by Tino the goat of 3hunna August 16, 2017
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Feely Blunt

A blunt filled with the best iff available and the addition of a small pinch of blow.
Dude, that "Feely Blunt" really fucked me up, what was in it?
Oh, some green crack and a light powdering of coke.
by donjuanalapuertorico January 11, 2011
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