Scram Jones

Scram Jones is a person who has nothing going for them, they have absolutely no swag no money and above all else get no bitches . They often brag as if they have alot going on and in return they get slammed with the phrase scram Jones. A scram Jones is typically an overweight fat ass or a scrawny weakling.

Yo look at Michael trying to holla at that girl you know he ain't getting no play....
-of course he's not that nigga a scram Jones

by Frank obrian August 15, 2017

Steven Jones

A person who wants to re-experience 9/11.

Person 1: Have you seen Steven Jones anywhere?

Person 2: Last time I saw him he was boarding a plane.

by #AlwaysRemember November 7, 2023

Beastly Jones

proper noun: Amazingly strong, good-looking, super-buff guy with a really deep, sexy Josh Turner-like voice.
adjective: 1. strong, 2. awesome, 3. great

1. In the beginning, God created Beastly Jones; then God and Beastly Jones created the world.
2. Linkin Park is the Beastliest Jonesiest band ever.

by The_Shagster June 23, 2011

Jone Scone

When a man and a woman are having sex and the guy pulls out before he is about to cum and hence cums all over the girls vagina, the man then partakes in the act of eating out the pussy, using the cum as frosting.

Hey Jone after dinner want to have a Jone Scone for dessert???

by Double JJ own March 21, 2009

eleanor jones

Country bumpkin turned city girl. People person with a passion for all things digital and wired haired Daschunds.

did you pree eleanor jones in the shoobz on Friday? She is a real Country bumpkin turned city girl.

by dreamcream January 7, 2016

pickle jones

he is one of the strongest forces in the world beware for he has limbs and

bruh pickle jones is coming better hide your limbs

by pickle jones October 7, 2019

Emery Jones

Emery Jones is quite a character. He does have a lot of lice that he likes to share with his family. He says a lot of things that don't make a lot of sense but it's ok, he's just struggling right now, he has to take care of all of his lice which is very challenging. He has a big brother named Griffen Jones and a very Handsome dog named Jethro. He has an aunt that lives in Tennessee and she owns a podcast named "So Much JENergy

"Hey emery jones" Says Grif
"HEY!' Says Emery Jones

by jodagamer March 3, 2021