Jap mission

A word used to describe stealing one's parents car and picking up friends (usually late at night)
Henry do you want to run a "jap mission"
Me and the boys about to run a "jap misson"
by Yxngflame August 27, 2020
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Jumming Mission

To Jum. A very funny term that is the name of a google play store version of the PSP port of "Crash Of The Titans".
Caddicarus couldn't do a Jumming Mission because his phone was gay
by V1rginEarz January 26, 2024
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Jumming mission

A person whose mission is it to jumm, jumming is the act of stroking ones ding dong
by Meat itteruptted June 23, 2023
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mission control

The sober person that hold it all together on a night out of partying. Mission control makes all the decisions and makes sure no one gets in trouble.
Hey can I buy you a vodka cranberry?

No, I'm mission control tonight.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
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Mission Vag Cig

A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.

The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.
Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?

Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.
by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022
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Doggy mission

A sexual position used in a group sex setting where one person is penetrated from behind in traditional doggy style while they penetrate a 3rd person in a missionary position most commonly done in a FFM threesome
I'm trying to talk my wife Heather into a threesome I wonder if she would go for it if I make an urban dictionary post and mention her in it 😂 so what do you say baby wanna try doggy mission with me 😂
by Big Daddy 1987 March 08, 2024
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ninja mission

Any secretive adventure legal or not, good or bad.
Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!

Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?

Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!
by YubNub83 September 05, 2019
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