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Fuckshit Mission

It's a mission to acquire drugs.

Your friend picks you up bumping 2 Chainz and says "I just got to make one quick stop" and then you drive around aimlessly for approximately 24-72 hours, making multiple stops but never end up at the plugs. Then they drop you off at your house with no drugs and all you wanna do is sleep for 3 days.
Trever: "I just got to make one quick stop"
Josh: "dude I'm really not in the mood for a Fuckshit Mission"
Trever: "no it'll be quick I promise"

Delaney: " who could we call for a ride to the plugs house? "

Cody: "definitely not Maddi, she'll take us on a Fuckshit Mission"
by Lux1999 March 16, 2022
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a force of elite warriors that are unknown by anyone accross the globe that take on the toughest missions that are called impossible, but the IMF proves them possible
sgt. sandman of the impossible missions force went on a mission to atlantis to destroy the enemy
by phiosopher January 18, 2012
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3 man mission

What can be better than a 2 man, bkro?
A THREE MAN MISSION

WHERE 3 DUDES MEET UP WITH 3 GIRLS TO CLAIM SUMN CHEEKS
But one dude just might have to take one for the team, so… yeah. That…
And if y’all meet on tinder, make sure they’re actual girls and not dudes..
Cus then you’d be wanting to kiss a dude🤨🤨‼️‼️
Dude 1: Yo guys, I’ve just secured a 3 man mission!

It’s time to claim sumn coochie bro!!
Due 2: type shiii

Dude 3: y’all ngas better not sell me bkro Istg!…
Dude 1 and dude 2: stfu nga…
*the 3 dudes meet up with the 3 girls and the 3 girls happen to all be dudes*
Dude 1, 2 and 3: WHAT THE FUCK🤨‼️
by JoshuaYaBoi June 28, 2024
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dog on a mission

Halfway between doggy style and missionary. (Partner lays on side).
by Faxboi.com January 22, 2023
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CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM

“CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM” is referring to SMG4’s new live stream about 2 options, 3 or 4 hours, and an arc that the main characters are SMG4 and SMG3.
John: Hey Jack, have you seen the “CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM” livestream before?
Jack: I never watched it before, have you.
John: I only watched it now.
Jack: I am gonna watch “CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM” and see…
John: Cool. :) :; :)
Jack: Holy Shit!
John: What did you see?
Jack: The answer is SMG4 and SMG3 were sus back then.
John: Lemme see that damn shit.
John: Oh, oh GOD!
John: OH GOD!
John: OH MY GOD!!!
John: What did I just witness?!
Jack: I told you.
by KB_2024 October 22, 2023
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Thirst Mission

Someone you add on fb cause their hot that u wanna get you bussy beat up by.
That man Matt is my thirst mission!
by itsAttakk January 23, 2024
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Missioning

1. To make it your mission to complete your work right before it is due.

When you are overwhelmed and procrastinate so that you only have an hour to do your project before it is due.
When you're lazy and have to mission so that you don't fail.

2. To cram study before an exam because you were too lazy to study beforehand
I have a science project due in 2 hours... crap! Missioning time!

Shoot I forgot to study! Missioning will be the only way I pass this darn test! :O
by Attiria October 20, 2011
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