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Nolan

not real

he teleports!
saVannah: nolan isnt real
justice: ikr
saVannah: omg he teleported
by 562emooo March 16, 2022
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Nolan

Nolan is annoying and will forgive a total asshole of a friend in a couple of days, if they were to stop acting like a complete asshole. He is incredibly toxic often, also, he is a total sexist. You do NOT want to be friends with him, he will become unbearably clingy, and if you say anything about it, he will get pissed at you and your friendship will never be the same, in fact you will learn to hate him and his assholery.
Sammy: Ughhhh!! My brother is SO annoying!!

Steve: Wow, he sounds like a total Nolan!
by scarscarscarscarscar February 5, 2023
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Nolan

If you meet a Nolan, dear god don't lose him. He's a crackhead (in a funny way 😌) and extremely cute. Usually athletic, at least 2 sports. He gets your attention as soon as you meet him, he's very funny and handsome. He's extremely smart, and can ace a test 2 grades above him. But, the girl has to be able to take a joke, because he'll make fun of you in an affectionate way. When he's around his friends, he's way different than when it's just you. He can get annoying as hell, but he'll love you no matter what. You break a Nolan's heart, he won't show he's hurt, but he'll feel it. His family is usually amazing, and usually has at least 2 younger siblings. If your not interesting dating a Nolan, 1, you're missing out, 2, he's a great friend to joke around with, but be careful, it's easy to catch feelings. He is usually short. He most likely won't make the first move, so you should take your chances with him. He has great taste in music, and knows all the top hit now along with the top hits a decade ago. Love him with all your heart, and be grateful. Never leave him for another guy. They are extremely competitive. They won't settle for losing, or anything even close to it. Nolans are rare and special. Don't take them for granted.
"Geez that Nolan is smoking!"
"I heard he made the basketball team and aced his final exams!"
"Really? His girlfriend must be so lucky!"
by Secret Admirer 😝 May 26, 2020
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Nolan

definition of a absolute stud muffin
known badass
did you see nolan?
by slambam69 November 25, 2021
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Nolan

Nolan thought goblins were called nilbogs
by SteamedClams May 11, 2018
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Nolan

Nolan, is a great guy and knows his way around the hockey rink! He loves his team! He is very handsome and loves hanging out with his sister-ish. Lol! He is a very kind person! He loves his cat and dogs! He is very Kind to the people around him. He loves playing video games with his Best friend since he was 2! His lucky number is 13! Nolan is an all around fun guy to be around!
Nolan= funny, kind, loving and my brother! :)
by Calla <3 November 29, 2020
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Nolan

Some hot ass guy who works out and girls have a HUGE CRUSH ON HIM
Girl 1: LOOK HOW HOT NOLAN IS AND HOW HARD HE WORKS
GIRL 2: NOLAN IS SO HOT AND HARD-WORKING 😍
by Ashoka Holda November 21, 2023
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