The first shit of the morning after a night of enjoying Nature's best fruit, the tomato. Due to tomatoes' high amount of fiber the stool will be soft, everywhere, and full of red tomato skins. Never be far from a toilet when you know you are going to have to make a tomato sludge.
by AbstractPits February 2, 2023
Get the tomato sludge mug.The red and swollen labia of a woman with a shaved pussy and a yeast infection, as a result of prolonged intercourse.
by BigBrotherD June 28, 2015
Get the Itchy Tomato mug.Another name for spaghetti. Used to convince your Asian friends to eat at the Italian restaurant with you.
D: Should we go to Il Fornaio tonight?
B: Bleh. Nah lol
(B is of mainly Asian decent)
D: Why not, they have tomato ramen!
B: You right, let’s go
B: Bleh. Nah lol
(B is of mainly Asian decent)
D: Why not, they have tomato ramen!
B: You right, let’s go
by Dude It’s Me! October 27, 2018
Get the Tomato Ramen mug.The best skin in fortnite. This skin should also go by the name Tomato Tom. Everyone in the tomato cult prays to Tomato Tom every night.
by Bad word king October 18, 2019
Get the Tomato head mug.Tomato Syndrome is a syndrome with short-lasting effects. It's when your face turns red and you grow green hair. Tomato Syndrome has many causes, it can happen when you sit in the sun for too long, when you laugh too hard, when you eat too many tomatoes, just about everything can cause it.
The symptoms will go away after a few minutes to an hour. If symptoms persist, go see a doctor.
The symptoms will go away after a few minutes to an hour. If symptoms persist, go see a doctor.
Jack: *is dying from laughter and starts to turn red, one of the early signs of Tomato Syndrome*
Jill: There you go, you laughed so hard that you got Tomato Syndrome! Now we have to wait for you to go back to normal.
Jill: There you go, you laughed so hard that you got Tomato Syndrome! Now we have to wait for you to go back to normal.
by pizzacato July 12, 2021
Get the Tomato Syndrome mug.Similar to popping the cherry, but with an overweight woman.
Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.
Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally popped Becky's cherry last night.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.
by datmanydocris April 25, 2016
Get the crushing the tomato mug.Shortly after planting tomatoes in the urban garden in your backyard, patio, balconey, hydroponic or inverted planter, you notice that everyone else's tomato plants are taller, leafier, greener and possessing more and bigger tomatoes than your plants.
"How are your tomato plants coming along?" Zeke asked Dana.
"They suck! I have serious tomato-envy because Rhoda planted her's TWO WEEKS after I did and she already has tomatoes! I have one measly little green one!" Dana replied.
"They suck! I have serious tomato-envy because Rhoda planted her's TWO WEEKS after I did and she already has tomatoes! I have one measly little green one!" Dana replied.
by bingo lingo May 12, 2010
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