by cream in the crack December 24, 2015
Get the Weld Jobmug. The sexual act of a man ramming his cock into the throat stoma of his partner. To amplify the pleasure re-enter the other direction and get a reverse blow job as you cum out her mouth. This is done by sitting on the woman's face or chest. Most commonly their tits are used for handles to ram the cock as far down the asophagus as possible
by Spoogwave May 12, 2014
Get the Stoma jobmug. by Spank Rebel September 2, 2018
Get the Bad Jobmug. by Random Guy with words! :) May 11, 2019
Get the Syrup Jobmug. When an attractive woman brings you a hot dog and then proceeds to give you a blow job while you enjoy your hot dog.
Bonus points are given for quality of the BJ and the selection of available condiments for your dog.
Bonus points are given for quality of the BJ and the selection of available condiments for your dog.
After a long day at work, Kimberly rewarded me with a Hot Job. Not only was the head amazing, it was the best damn hot dog I've ever eaten!
by tcbar September 8, 2011
Get the Hot Jobmug. 1. Getting a blow job while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
2. Getting two consecutive blow jobs in a row without pause.
3. Simultaneously jerking off two men and allowing both of them to blow their load on your face at the same time.
2. Getting two consecutive blow jobs in a row without pause.
3. Simultaneously jerking off two men and allowing both of them to blow their load on your face at the same time.
1. "Dude she's giving me an Akimblow Job, I'm not worried about planting the bomb!
2. Person 1- "I blew a load into her mouth... but she just kept going... you better believe I blew a second load in her mouth!"
Person 2- "Akimblow Job. Never let her go man."
3. Best friend 1- "I never thought getting jerked off next to my best friend by the same girl and blowing a load on her face at the same time as him would be so pleasurable..."
Best friend 2- "I would take an Akimblow Job by your side any day."
2. Person 1- "I blew a load into her mouth... but she just kept going... you better believe I blew a second load in her mouth!"
Person 2- "Akimblow Job. Never let her go man."
3. Best friend 1- "I never thought getting jerked off next to my best friend by the same girl and blowing a load on her face at the same time as him would be so pleasurable..."
Best friend 2- "I would take an Akimblow Job by your side any day."
by Akim Blow Jobson March 13, 2010
Get the Akimblow Jobmug. 1. n. A blow job.
2. n. The first word of the phrase, "mop" is an acronym, literally standing for "mouth on penis." Thus, the most accurate definition of a mop job is a job involving the putting of one's mouth on another's penis, allowing for situations other then blowjob's exclusively; i.e., the job of sucking poison out of a snake bite on another's penis.
3. n. A job involving cleaning a floor using a mop.
2. n. The first word of the phrase, "mop" is an acronym, literally standing for "mouth on penis." Thus, the most accurate definition of a mop job is a job involving the putting of one's mouth on another's penis, allowing for situations other then blowjob's exclusively; i.e., the job of sucking poison out of a snake bite on another's penis.
3. n. A job involving cleaning a floor using a mop.
1. "Dude! This chick bit my penis while giving me a mop job the other day! Now I have a sweet scar!"
2. "Timmy! Give me a mop job quick! This King Cobra just poisoned my pud!"
3. "I hate being a janitor. All I do is give mop jobs all day."
2. "Timmy! Give me a mop job quick! This King Cobra just poisoned my pud!"
3. "I hate being a janitor. All I do is give mop jobs all day."
by Captain Hot Pocket December 9, 2008
Get the mop jobmug.