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Ness

Ness is Ness. There is no other way to explain Ness. It's not a thing, no not really. It's a noun and an adjective at the same time. It can be a deity. But it might not...
antonym:ish
unwritten laws of ness
by countess D December 27, 2003
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Nessie

a. A serpent-like monster rumored to be living in Loch Ness.

b. Rumored to be the child of Bella and Edward Cullen. Her real name is Reneesme, which comes from combining the names of Bella and Edwards moms, Renee and Esme. It takes Nessie only 6 years to be fully grown, and since she's extra speshul, she even glows like radioactive waste. It is also rumored that werewolf Jacob imprints on her. Her existence is accepted among many, but is still unproven.
a. Oh my God, I just saw Nessie poke her head out of the loch!

b. A few days before the release of Breaking Dawn, rumors of Bella and Edward's child Nessie leaked onto the internet, causing weeping and gnashing of teeth as people denied it. The main argument for this being fake was that it was impossible for vampires to have children. Others claimed it was ridiculous. Either way, it brought many lulz.
by Vikizao September 26, 2008
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nassatall

1. Truncated version of "No ass at all."
2. A hereditary condition which renders a woman's bottocks flat or deflated.
She's cute, but she has nassatall.
by Shazel November 8, 2005
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nessissisarians

A breed of people that the secret toe munchkin society deems necessary for their survival
Oh my gosh, are those the nessissisarians?
by Horhahuliojillman April 29, 2021
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pee ness

A word a person uses who's to chicken to say penis, or is to stupid to know how to spell penis. Or have a small penis themselves and named it "pee ness" to make it sound larger, fail.
person 1: HeY lOoK AT MY PEE NESS
person 2: you mean penis? what are you 2?
by pedo1245 September 14, 2011
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loch ness

by con312 May 18, 2014
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neshat

1. A desert creature bearing resemblance to a mouse of a rat, a desert shrew.
2. An Iranian Made: Weapon of Mass Destruction, Atomic Bomb, or Dirty Bomb.
3. A loud and scratchy, usually irritating sound
4. The unimaginable explosion of sound associated with an Atomic Bomb.
5. The act of excreting feces.
6. An Iranian Princess.
1. Elephants are startled by rats, mice and neshats
2. The United States believes Iran has at least 1 neshat, and considers it’s neshat to be a great threat to the free world.
3. Boy *scratches nails against chalkboard* Teacher: “Stop making such a neshat”
4. August 6th 1945, Hiroshima: Survivors can distinctly remember the deafening neshat that followed the explosion.
5. “Uh Oh, mommy I just neshat on the floor” said the boy.
6. According to eye witnesses, one of the few remaining Neshats has fled Iran and has been spotted in Dubai, United Arab Emirates; Barcelona, Spain; and Irvine, California.
by Jake A. September 22, 2008
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