Pulled a Nelson

To fail to get a hard-on (especially due to alcohol consumption).

"Lawrence has gone and pulled a Nelson again, that man is incorrigible!"

by Samuraicop February 26, 2021

Colt Nelson

A gay bitch, tiny dick

colt nelson is a slut

by Mattress119 September 18, 2019

curtis nelson

A real cool electrician with the biggest dick in Indiana

I wish that I was half the man Curtis Nelson is. He knows everything.

by Indiana guy February 16, 2015

Pulling a Nelson

1.Telling your parents you are spending the night at a friends, while that friend tells their parents they are spending the night at yours. Hitting up every party and club in town.

2. Tricking your parents into hanging with friends. Ending up sleeping in your car or theirs.

Question: Hey dude want to pull a nelson?

Response: Sure! Already on it!

Question: Hey bro why did you get grounded?

Response: I was in the middle of "pulling a nelson" and my parents found out I wasn't really at Bobs.

by Gannzo December 31, 2013

spewy nelson

To get out of something (anything but job related work) by pretending to be sick.

"Ohhh(groan)Im doin' the Spewy Nelson, you go shopping wihtout me honey, I'm way too sick, I wouldn't want to infect other people."
"Erik did the Spewy Nelson so I guess we're stuck with all this work."

by Diego August 30, 2003

nevaeh nelson

nevaeh nelson is a perfect but very weird person she can be funny at time and she is in love with with why dont we and is currently dating zach herron of the group she has pretty eyes and had a good voice and is pretty zach herron and nevaeh nelson are goals

have you herd nevaeh nelson and zach herron are dating

by n._.n April 03, 2018

nevaeh nelson

nevaeh nelson is a perfect but very weird person she can be funny at time and she is in love with the band why don't we and is currently dating zach herron of the group she has pretty eyes and had a good voice

have you herd nevaeh nelson and zach herron are dating

by Jaelynn Garcia April 03, 2018