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naughty octopus

The sexual act of one partner wrapping their legs around the other tightly while the other jumps up and down on a trampoline, while penetrating the first partner, attempting a somersault while jumping for full points
"Dude, how did you break your leg?"
"Doing the naughty octopus and missed the landing."
by octonaught December 18, 2012
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Blue Man Naughty

A group of gnarly people including A.D. H.S. R.B. K.S. B.S. E.R. A.H. V.S. These people have sick nasty awesome times and are the shit.
Blue Man Naughty is cooler than cool. We are ice cold.
by A Blue Man August 31, 2010
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Naughty Nelly

A variation on the Slovakian Traffic Cone (STC) in which elephant diarrhea is mixed with the piss, shit, boogers, earwax, puke, etc.
Tony and Sheila performed a Naughty Nelly at the bar in front of 100 burly men.
by Musty Musk Man December 22, 2025
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Naughty

OMG, he just did a naughty!!
by colliedog200 November 15, 2023
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The Naughty 9/11

A sexual act where one person kneels on the floor and the other male partner, whilst fully erect, takes a long run up and jumps at the kneeling partner, attempting to insert their penis into the person’s mouth with maximum force. Both partners should be covered in flour for added authenticity. The running partner is welcome to add airplane noises and phrases in Arabic for additional fun.
Me and my boyfriend tried The Naughty 9/11 last night, and the clean up of our apartment could take months.
by The Great Waffle Stomp June 8, 2024
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naughty tango

an activity that this boy named brye hoffman always asks me to do with him, and i always say no.
girrrrl, wanna come over and naughty tango later tonight?" "NO brye i didn't want to last night and i dont want to tonight either.
by djjasxxx August 5, 2010
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naughty ostrich

Someone or something that attacks a person that has invaded its personal space. Typically a zoo animal attacking a person that entered or reached through the animal's cage.
Rachel was sitting on the front porch enjoying the weather when Bob snuck up from behind her and asked, "When are you going to mow your lawn?" Rachel turned and bit him on the finger. "You're a real naughty ostrich!" he exclaimed.
by senecaparkzoo June 1, 2016
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