Nappie whappie

When a female produces fecal matter into a pot then urinates into said pot and a man ejaculates into the pot adds water and then boiled until it is a smooth liquid.. then said liquid is rubbed all over the 2 people’s bodies and used as lube

Me and John made a nappie whappie last night I was the best

by Therealworderer April 3, 2022

Nappin no Nappie

Fuckin, no blanket

If you are coming over to my house, Nappin no Nappie

by RancidSalmon December 17, 2019

Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023

nappy crugout

An anus completely covered in hair. The sister term of 'Nappy Dugout'.

Damn Homie, I was rimming this guy the other day and my tongue got caught up in his nappy crugout.

by CuntsieFuckle June 11, 2017

nappiness

That feeling of happiness one gets when laying down for a nap.

Sara had signs of nappiness when she realized she had time to sleep for a few hours.

by EEN12 April 2, 2017

nappy

n. Short refreshing sleep. Shorter than a nap but longer than a blinky. Also, in Britain, a diaper.

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Old Joe looks like he needs a nappy.

Smells like it too.

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

bust it nappy

when you don't feel like doing all the usual stuff that you gotta do to get ready for the day. so you just do the minimum, and hope for the best.

i overslept, and i can't be late today...guess I'm just gonna have to bust it nappy.

by Funky Fionna December 18, 2011