Muppet donkey banana

The worst category of poker player in existence. Usually congregate around the rockdale area of Sydney.

You raised with 7-2?? You muppet donkey banana!

by PokerJon July 18, 2021

Muppet Gapped

Getting gapped so hard by GodofYinandYang

When the enemy lose so hard in a league game it not just diff it a Muppet gapped

by Yomyslime August 8, 2021

Muppet

A person who sings or plays in a band.
Used to describe people that entertain other people but in reality there such making a fool of them selfs.

That band is a bunch of muppets!

by Martin (J) May 3, 2008

Muppet

A person who does stupid and often retarted things

Look at Gary, he just popped a stiffy in front of his cousin. What a muppet

by Jiffyjustpoppedastiffy May 18, 2019

Sex muppet

Jaden Levi Manly-Williams

Jaden is a Sex Muppet who gets no bitches.

by Crack rock 302 May 8, 2025

Slut Muppet

A Slut Muppet is an individual who is easily controlled by/in sexual situations.

One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.

Guy 1: Dude your sister is SO hot! But I think she's out of my league.

Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!

by Etho Aprilis February 23, 2018

Muppet

1. Noun : A political figure whom engages in theatrics and/or exaggerated conduct while the media is present.

2. Noun: A person whom willingly engages in the act of being fisted.

3. Noun: A person whom portrays themselves as a spokesperson regarding agenda(s) and/or ideal(s) of which they have no direct affiliation, and/or appointment.

1. The PM was a muppet during yesterdays speech.

2. I have a sneaking suspicion that my new partner use to be a muppet.

3. A muppet outside the venue informed me that I am a racist and bigot.

by Isawordifcommonlyunderstood November 20, 2022