Loping the mule 

Rubbing one out. Choking the sheriff ‘til the posse shows up. Masturbating.

Keep loping the mule and you’ll go blind!

Loping the mule by Jbravo65 July 19, 2018

Colombian drug mule 

When a woman is so hot you’d make a banana split in her ass with the banana inserted and surrounded by three scoops of chocolate ice cream, and then eat it without a spoon.

She’s so hot I’d invite her over for a Colombian Drug Mule.

Colombian drug mule by BDE #2 March 22, 2021

urgent mule 

The effect when a broad stops sucking your dick right before you are about to orgasm.

Jane urgent mules me last night, just before I was going to give her a angry dragon

urgent mule by rMuD March 8, 2003

heroine mule 

Someone who carries heroine from one place to another, usually hidden away in some part of their body,and done illegally.

John was caught for being a heroine mule, he tried to cross the border with bags of heroine in his stomach, but the authorities caught him.

heroine mule by Chortek March 12, 2008

Pack Mule 

A friend of middle eastern decent who has to carry your bags or else you will beat him to death with a stick you found on the ground.

John: Yo pack mule, carry my shit!
Ali: yes sir no sir

Pack Mule by Prestige3 September 28, 2008

Pack Mule 

When you fudge pack a mule, donkey, horse, zebra, unicorn (watch out for his pokey thing) or like creature.

Bill was a real pack mule. His habitual beastiality got him in trouble repeatedly at the local zoo.

Pack Mule by sacopex February 21, 2004

40 Acres and a mule 

It's the new cool.
Use instead of any Noun/pronoun.

It sounds cooler.

Hey Johnny wanna go to your house and grab some 40 Acres and a mule while your mom's away?

40 Acres and a mule by itsallthesameitdoesntmatter. April 12, 2010