The jerk who only takes the top part from the muffins in the breakroom each morning, resulting in the proliferation of the less desirable "bottoms", which then become dry and inedible over the course of the day.
by furiousgnu April 9, 2009
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1b) The female version of a Sausage Fest
2) Party based on consumption of alcohol- or marijuana-infused Muffins
Last night I went to a party at Emily's, but it was soo boring, a total Muffin Party. All chat, no boozing, and not a schlong in sight
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A n00b and/or nub who constantly gets pwned in xbox/ps2/or life. Goes very well with a nub and/or n00b cake. Following with a glass of nub milk will ensure pure pwnage. Anyone considered a noob muffin sucks entirely and should never game/live again.
by Barry Barry August 14, 2006
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Nothing turned Carissa on more than reciving frosted muffins from Shane.
Shane loved frosting Carissa's muffin.
Shane loved frosting Carissa's muffin.
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Started in 2005 by a guy from New Orleans after eating one of those giant Otis Spunkmeyer blueberry muffins. The muffin was so awesomely delicious it was decided at that very moment that anything that was awesome could and would be called "muffin". Anyone who has eaten one of those muffins can totally relate.
Started in 2005 by a guy from New Orleans after eating one of those giant Otis Spunkmeyer blueberry muffins. The muffin was so awesomely delicious it was decided at that very moment that anything that was awesome could and would be called "muffin". Anyone who has eaten one of those muffins can totally relate.
Hey, check out my tricked out '64 Mustang. It's lower to the ground with twice pipes, candy-apple red and a rag top. Oooo, clean!
Dude, your ride is sooo muffin!
Dude, your ride is sooo muffin!
by G Buddy C June 3, 2010
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