A Mormon (Latter Day Saint) who is "all in" and devotedly follows all the trends of the current prophet.
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Typhoid moron, A person who allows there own stupidity to put others in the path of a harmful or fatal contagious disease.
Because of Typhoid moron's need to have a rally in Tulsa today, six staffers have contracted Corona virus.
by MisanthropyFTW June 20, 2020
Get the Typhoid Moron mug.“Brace a man while he’s grooming himself, hope the intimacy makes him feel vulnerable. An admirable tactic, Bryan. You must think I’m a physical moron. That’s Victorian for retard, understand? You want me to testify against my son, at my peril, and you don’t even tender the reach-around of immunity?”
by theGuyWhoLikeDefinitions July 24, 2023
Get the Physical Moron mug.Verb. Did something with a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that would be considered a sin by the 12 Apostles if both people who did the thing are not both: 1) members of said Church; and 2) members joined in holy matrimony under a sacrament of said Church
Tbh, she's a jack Mormon, but she went to BYU like most all the rest of the family, and all I'm saying is she spent the night and I would be lying if I didn't admit that the host might have "Latter Day'ed a Mormon" (LDM'd) before the sun came up.
by Seldom Seen Smith December 3, 2020
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*Everyone is just minding themselves*
Toad Jar Moron passes by "hey bitches look at me cockworms I like gary trannis and big blue dildose in my spichole, I'm retarded!"
Nobody responds.
Toad Jar Moron continues further "BROD would any one of you put a rubbery slimey cyan phallus down my mouth, preferably neon big blu glow aura emitting cock you get one? I'M BEGGING YOU FUCKING DO IT I PLEAD.
After the silence has settled, Toad reverts to neutral and denies ever saying such things.
Toad Jar Moron passes by "hey bitches look at me cockworms I like gary trannis and big blue dildose in my spichole, I'm retarded!"
Nobody responds.
Toad Jar Moron continues further "BROD would any one of you put a rubbery slimey cyan phallus down my mouth, preferably neon big blu glow aura emitting cock you get one? I'M BEGGING YOU FUCKING DO IT I PLEAD.
After the silence has settled, Toad reverts to neutral and denies ever saying such things.
by Hailey the Blondey October 12, 2022
Get the Toad Jar Moron mug.Used to describe someone who would take the time to look up "moron" on Urban Dictionary, and then read the entire long definition and keep reading even after it became obvious that the sole purpose of the definition was to insult them. Morons usually have a habit of continuing to read pointless definitions just because they have nothing better to do.
Are you really still reading this you fucking moron? What the hell is wrong with you? Seriously, stop reading. Now. There is absolutely no point in going on. Get a life.
by F_TRES3 December 9, 2009
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