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morning pizza

Ya know when ya have spare pizza from the party and you save it for brekkie the next morning? Well that’s morning pizza. Suck it bitch
Can 4 pizzas do we can have spare morning pizza
by maeandjoearethebest July 26, 2019
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Morning Brain

When you first wake up and you are stupider than normal.
Dude, I can’t do that right now I got morning brain.
by Yo Mama Like Me January 4, 2021
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Morning Buns

Passed out early last night so I got some morning buns today.
by Sausagerides May 5, 2021
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morning cigar

Placing the large male anatomy in your mouth for breakfast.
Molina has a morning cigar every morning.
by Mox6969 December 16, 2019
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Magic Morning

Opposite of a hangover. Caused by going to bed stoned or passing out and waking up the next morning still buzzing slightly. A person would still be able to function normally and not be keyed, but still buzzing.

Not to be confused with waking up and smoking, that would be a wake and bake.

The phrase is thought to originate from the North West, particularly Washington, Oregon, and British Columbia, but that's open for debate.
Date: 4/21/10

Joe: Oh dude, that bud last night was dank. I got myself a magic morning here.

Jeremy: I know man same.
by Mysterion420 March 4, 2011
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morning grind

Fucking in the morining
Sex in the morning
There's nothing like a morning grind with your girl to start the day off.
by Hangdog242 August 29, 2008
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morning splitter

In males, the early morning piss in which the stream tends to split into at least a couple different directions; in the most extreme cases, this can cause a good bit of piss to end up on the rim of the toilet bowl
Damn this morning splitter. I don't have time to be wipin piss off the rim of the toilet today.
by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008
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