Moist Towelette

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

by Cytosematic January 20, 2018

moist cow

A soggy old hag, typically a 55+ year old woman who frequently engages in sexual intercourse and scares young children. Usually an educator.

Mrs. Kenyon, our transvestite gym teacher, is a moist cow.

by Moist Cow February 14, 2017

moist cupcake

When you get a girl wet.

I did it with courtney last night , she got a really moist cupcake

by Josh hen October 19, 2007

Moist Robe

What you call you're sleeping garments when you wake up wet and have no idea why.

Vinnie woke up with a moist robe and a devastating headache.

by zbastardman March 05, 2020

Moist toot

A moist toot is when you cum in someones ass and they fart, spraying the cum in your face.

Last night Ashley gave me a moist toot man it was quite an experience.

by Itsyourdudebexxx September 12, 2018

deliciously moist

something that is so moist that it is delicious

bob: oh heck, my cake is too moist to eat. im angery
joe: take a chill pill, it can still be good.
bob: (tries it)
bob: how deliciously moist

by misterjittmisterjitt May 27, 2017

moist muffcake

When a woman's vagina contains so much semen that it appears to be a a double layered cake.

Man 1- " Did you see that nude girl that just ran by"
Man 2- " I sure did, man did she have a Moist Muffcake

by The God Rod February 24, 2015