Moist Towelette

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

by Cytosematic January 20, 2018

moist cow

A soggy old hag, typically a 55+ year old woman who frequently engages in sexual intercourse and scares young children. Usually an educator.

Mrs. Kenyon, our transvestite gym teacher, is a moist cow.

by Moist Cow February 14, 2017

moist cupcake

When you get a girl wet.

I did it with courtney last night , she got a really moist cupcake

by Josh hen November 5, 2007

Moist Handy

an unexpectedly wet high five

the boys won the grand final and after went to the locker rooms for a round of Moist Handys

by Corayzy November 21, 2022

Moist Humping

The act of having sexual intercourse but no one climaxes due to thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey.

I was Moist Humping this check but couldn't finish due tothe thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey running through my head.

by KL_12345 October 31, 2020

moist tickler

Moist tickler refers to when you get a cum shot on your dick after pulling out.

Last night I pulled out to a moist tickler.

by Erectile dysfunction April 2, 2017

moist hawk

The act of getting shagged spread eagle on the belay to stay warm

Josh is taking ages to climb this pitch, moist hawk?

by hard_hawk_of_glencoe November 30, 2022