Moist Towelette

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

by Cytosematic January 20, 2018

moist cow

A soggy old hag, typically a 55+ year old woman who frequently engages in sexual intercourse and scares young children. Usually an educator.

Mrs. Kenyon, our transvestite gym teacher, is a moist cow.

by Moist Cow February 14, 2017

moist cupcake

When you get a girl wet.

I did it with courtney last night , she got a really moist cupcake

by Josh hen October 19, 2007

Moist toot

A moist toot is when you cum in someones ass and they fart, spraying the cum in your face.

Last night Ashley gave me a moist toot man it was quite an experience.

by Itsyourdudebexxx September 12, 2018

moist tickler

Moist tickler refers to when you get a cum shot on your dick after pulling out.

Last night I pulled out to a moist tickler.

by Erectile dysfunction April 02, 2017

Moist Corner

A place where the quiet kid hangs out. He pisses violently all over the wall and carpet to mark his territory giving it the name of a moist corner. If you enter the corner there is a small chance you will come out alive.

"That's the moist corner over there. Be careful going near it."
"God Damn. The quiet kid heard us and is pulling out a gun"

by Slimy weiner March 22, 2023

deliciously moist

something that is so moist that it is delicious

bob: oh heck, my cake is too moist to eat. im angery
joe: take a chill pill, it can still be good.
bob: (tries it)
bob: how deliciously moist

by misterjittmisterjitt May 27, 2017