Moist mittens

When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.

Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her

by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022

wet mitten

When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.

Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.

by MrsMittens January 30, 2017

Steaming Mitten

After doling out a Detroit Thunder Clap (DTC) the woman then scoops up some of her freshly discharged shit and proceeds to give a hand job to the man on the receiving end if the DTC.

After she gave me a DTC she proceeded to give me a steaming mitten.

by Lilac Thirteen December 14, 2011

Squished Mitten

When you pull all 5 of your fingers close together into a point and try to fit them all in your girls pu**y.

Bro, she was so loose I almost got knuckle deep with the squished mitten!

by Notthatguypal January 22, 2023

Smush-mitten cum crusher

A very active promiscuous street walker

Bly is a smush-mitten cum crusher on the weekends.

by PBJay July 02, 2019

red mitten

when you fist someone do hard they bleed or, when you fist someone on their period😝

John: I had gay sex last night and walked out w a red mitten.
Jordan: ik, I was there.

ORRRR

Jessica: she said she was on her period and I said “I don’t mind a little red mitten”

brooke: WE ARE IN SCHOOL. A PUBLIC SETTING. YOU NEED TO STOP.

by GAYYYYYY69 April 20, 2022

Douche Mitten

A guy who loves getting pegged by radical feminists

That stupid fucker works at Target. What a Douche Mitten.

by xanadude313 August 21, 2019