Missouri buttwipe

When you wipe your butt on a ginger friend and turn their hair go from red to brown.

I want to do the Missouri buttwipe to my ginger friend.

by Dkhuame August 7, 2024

Missouri caterpillar

Putting a caterpillar egg in your urethra, when you see it start to crawl out masturbate until you cum out the caterpillar

I tried to Missouri caterpillar last week but it died inside

by anonymous November 26, 2024

missouri boat ride

In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.

"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"

by joseywales1331_1 May 14, 2023

Missouri Western University

A sad D2 college that does very little of anything. There isn’t much alcohol, nor many girls. Just depressed and high students.

Damn you went to Missouri Western University this weekend? Why’d you do that to yourself?

by Boof lord September 20, 2019

gangster of missouri

Hidden in the corner of nemo, borderlands of iowa, and missouri lives a man; to some maybe a legend, local stallion and the "gangster of missouri"

Don't ask what makes logan lemaster the gangster of missouri.

by Lionheartgypsysoul August 2, 2024

Missouri Muckraker

The act of a male mucking out the dingle berries and other greasy extremities from a females anus in preparation for anal sex.

“Last night I gave Susan a Missouri Muckraker before plastering her hole.”

by Greasygreaser May 3, 2020

Trenton Missouri

Where you don't get a relationship you get a turn. Where all the shitty people are. No future, no hopes or dreams. There is nothing there.

There is no where in the world like Trenton Missouri thank goodness.

by Shesawild1 November 8, 2025