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Mike Mihalski

A particularly definitive voice of firearm quality and function. Mike Mihalski has zero tolerance for “within tolerance” and frequently smoke checks uneducated fuckwits spreading the latest marketing STD’s from gun mags.

Additionally, “Mike Mihalski” is considered a unit of measure relative to the amount of patience one may dedicate to internet fuckbois, clueless platform simps, and brand-loyal fanbois.
-“My Sgt and Lt both said AR’s are legos for grown men and they’re all basically the same.”
-“Yeah, but Mike Mihalski said you’re sgt is a recreational cuck that couldn’t differentiate his dick from a bent firing pin.”

-“Mike Mihalski hurt my feelings in my own FB group and I’m such a steaming pile of bruised, man-batter-splashed labia that I ban and block anyone that mentions him or his company.”

-“Bro, I’m about to Mike Mihalski that man-gravy-slurping, fist mounting, cock pterodactyl of a dipass in AR15 Nation if he says “there’s only four forges” one more goddamned time!”
by Tangomcgee February 26, 2021
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