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mexican battering ram

When one uses a frozen burrito to forcefully penetrate another in the orifice of choice with the sole intention of raising the internal temperature of the burrito to an edible level.
I was hungry so I gave her the ol' Mexican Battering Ram. Beans everywhere. Refried Creampie.
by afternoondelight77 July 19, 2011
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Mexican Stand-Down

When two or more people are so courteous to one another, it becomes painful.

Particularly common with food at restaurants, or when opening doors for others.
"Parky, would you like this last dumpling?"
"No, please. You have it."
"Parky, I insist. Please eat it."
"I couldn't possibly take that last dumpling. Please, it's yours..."
Ad nauseam.
WAITER: "Welp! It looks like we've got ourselves a Mexican Stand-Down!"
by Woofington Von Barkshire October 17, 2017
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Mexican Tornado

Chasing a shot of Tequila with a hit of weed, resulting in spinning around and knocking things over while saying "Ay yay yay!"
I was so messed up after that Mexican Tornado I threw up on everything I knocked over.
by gotomattex April 21, 2010
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MEXICAN SUNRISE

WHILE SLEEPING AND WANTING TO WAKE UP YOUR PARTNER, YOU QUICKLY FIRE A FINGER INTO YOUR PARTNERS ANUS CAUSING THEM TO BECOME STARTLED CAUSING THEM TO TURN TOWARDS YOU, AT THIS POINT YOU QUICKLY DRAG YOUR FINGER ACROSS THERE UPPER LIP, YELLING OUT AN OLE.
THIS MORNING MY BOYFRIEND REFUSED TO GET UP SO I QUICKLY GAVE HIM A MEXICAN SUNRISE, SURPRISNGLY HE LIKED IT AND PRETENDED TO FALL ASLEEP AGAIN.
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Mexican Kitchen

The act of licking and/or tonguing a woman's butt hole from behind.
All of us admitted that we had at one time or another eaten at the Mexican Kitchen.
by Giuseppe Contadore May 16, 2011
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Mexican Sausage

The act of performing anal sex using only hot sauce as a lubricant.
Give that bitch a double serving of Mexican Sausage with her eggs,she won't know what hit her.
by The Breakfast of Champions August 17, 2011
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Mexican touchdown

A quote said by the popular character Catbug on a Cartoon Hangover youtube show called Bravest Warriors.
Mexican touchdown, Mexican Touchdown, mexican mexican touchdown!
by A legit sourse December 15, 2017
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