by b1nk3r August 7, 2021
Get the mach chicken mug.1) A person with teeth that havn't fully grown out of their gums yet giving the impression they've been hit in the mouth by a machete cutting off their teeth in a straight horizonal line with surgical precision.
2) A person with too many metal piercings in their face looking as if they where too close to a grenade when it went off piercing their face with shrapnel(that can later be melted down to make a machete), making them seem as if they've got a bigger more annoying grin or smile.
2) A person with too many metal piercings in their face looking as if they where too close to a grenade when it went off piercing their face with shrapnel(that can later be melted down to make a machete), making them seem as if they've got a bigger more annoying grin or smile.
Biff: Hey Jeff, this is my friend Heff.
Jeff: Nice to meet...woah dude thats up with your teeth!?
Heff: I've got Machete Mouth Syndrome.
Jeff: Shit dude! You ever heard of Ribena Tooth Kind!?
Greg: Hey dude the chick I was railing lastnight was so wild until she smiled at me dude...serious Machete Mouth goin on there.
Mike: Shit man...did you nail her anyways?
Greg: YEAH DUDE!
Mike: AWESOME Your sweet man!
Peter: Did you see that guys face? It was full of metal what was wrong with him?
Henry: Machete Mouth...a serious case!
Jeff: Nice to meet...woah dude thats up with your teeth!?
Heff: I've got Machete Mouth Syndrome.
Jeff: Shit dude! You ever heard of Ribena Tooth Kind!?
Greg: Hey dude the chick I was railing lastnight was so wild until she smiled at me dude...serious Machete Mouth goin on there.
Mike: Shit man...did you nail her anyways?
Greg: YEAH DUDE!
Mike: AWESOME Your sweet man!
Peter: Did you see that guys face? It was full of metal what was wrong with him?
Henry: Machete Mouth...a serious case!
by Fanny Hurts May 13, 2006
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by paddyrollingstone May 18, 2006
Get the macchio mug.yesterday i was kicking it with my homies spinning the pizzo high of machalks for 3 weeks and still going like a champ.
by brian coronado March 23, 2007
Get the machalks mug.a rating system, which determines ur closeness to perfection of selfless and selfish balance. The ratings range from 0 to 4. The closest person at the moment to achieving this perfection is currently Marc the Spark malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddesswho is currently at mach 3.9991347592.
"give me all ur worldly possesions"
"No!"
"fuck u! for that u r degraded from mach 1.23 down to 0.96. so there"
"shut up i dont care about ur shtupid mach ratings!...but i reckon moving me down 0.27machs was well harsh! oh come on im worth at least 1!"
*goes off and cries.
"No!"
"fuck u! for that u r degraded from mach 1.23 down to 0.96. so there"
"shut up i dont care about ur shtupid mach ratings!...but i reckon moving me down 0.27machs was well harsh! oh come on im worth at least 1!"
*goes off and cries.
by Staaaaaani June 19, 2004
Get the mach rating mug.The most baddest rib-addicted fucker you'll ever meet.
Nah but fr, get ya one someone like them. They're extremely loving, caring, and all around an amazing person. Always listens to their friends shit, even when it's total nonsense and takes part in the conversation instead of shutting it down. But don't be fooled, this person can go from being extremely sweet too extremely crack headed bitch quick. Always brightens up their friends day even if they don't realize it. S'always fun to talk with 'em. But not even a thousand words could ever describe just how utterly incredible they are, they're just perfect in every way.
Nah but fr, get ya one someone like them. They're extremely loving, caring, and all around an amazing person. Always listens to their friends shit, even when it's total nonsense and takes part in the conversation instead of shutting it down. But don't be fooled, this person can go from being extremely sweet too extremely crack headed bitch quick. Always brightens up their friends day even if they don't realize it. S'always fun to talk with 'em. But not even a thousand words could ever describe just how utterly incredible they are, they're just perfect in every way.
Ayo, get those ribs away from Maychelle, they actin' fuckin' crazy, man!
Friend: "Who got you smiling like that?"
Me: "Maychelle, she's being all sweet and shit again smh."
Friend: "Who got you smiling like that?"
Me: "Maychelle, she's being all sweet and shit again smh."
by gengengengen January 18, 2022
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