Math

Number one way of killing all of your brain cells

"Hey John, wake up!"
*John is dead due to math killing all of his brain cells and pronouncing him brain-dead*

by Kil Yosef May 29, 2018

Math

It is the lesbian sister of biology

Son : Dad, what is math?
Dad : Son, math is just the lesbian sister of Biology

by mashd.potatoe June 10, 2018

MATH

The acronym:
𝐌ental
𝐀buse
𝐓o
𝐇umans

My friend: Hey the first day of school was great, I can't wait to learn about science!
Me: Tru, but DID YOU KNOW THEY DID MATH IN SCHOOl
My friend: What... no...NO..NOOOOOOO!! WHY GOD WHY

by Mrs.Froggy June 12, 2018

math

Mental Abuse To Humans

persone1;im being mentally abused
person2:the math did it

by kailynmay June 13, 2018

MATH

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Person 1 : hey do you know what MATH Stands For
Person 2 : No what does it stand for
Person 1: Its Stands for

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

by OneSaltyBoi25 June 15, 2018

MATH

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Girl 1: Gosh, I just got a MATH!
Girl 2: Well, that’s better than me. I got a real MATH homework!

Homework Defiition: Coming Soon!

by Minevera Mcgonall June 20, 2018

Math

M ental

A buse
T o
H umans

Bob: Hey Joe what did u do last night

Joe: I did some math

Bob: You should get some therapy for that abuse done to you.

by apersonthathateslife June 21, 2018