fucking the maggot

I way Irish people say your just here to have fun.

Bruce: Stop Fooling around Mark!
Daniel: Ahh let him go he just fucking the maggot.

by I'm not Irish February 19, 2021

Maga Maggot

a supporter of the Maga Movement

I'm not going any where near that rally. its full of Maga Maggots

by luckyjoecanuck February 29, 2024

Bog Maggots

Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.

Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots

'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'

'..Sorry love'

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

Maggotitis

A condition that one suffers from when they are such a blowfly that everything about them can be likened to crawling with disgusting maggots

Look at old mate over there. What a blowfly, he’s obviously suffering from maggotitis

by Matthias Evandro November 24, 2023

Farmer Maggot

Farmer Maggot was a Hobbit farmer who lived in Bamfurlong, which was located in the Marish region of the Shire's Eastfarthing who wields a Scythe and played by Cameron Rhodes.

"Who's your favourite character from Lord of the Rings?"
"Farmer Maggot."

by Short Angry Womann December 1, 2019

Maggot

The sole pillar upon which gettr depends upon, ruler of this mortal realm

Person: Have you worshipped our savior Maggot today already?
Other Person: forgive me friend for i have sinned
Person: *Pulls out giant paddle*

by Cöck August 27, 2021

MAGGOT

An annoying child, like a younger sibling that is useless and like a parasite.

My littlest sister is a maggot.

by roflcopterlolroflmao February 4, 2012