Old Lady Time Machine

he process of tapping a old lady's shit raw to the point of climax (for best effect above 80). At which point causes both participants to see a flash of the old lady's whole life. This process is only a couple seconds. This action may kill the old lady.

"Hey can I Old Lady Time Machine your grandma, she need to remember some stuff."

by Greg G. G July 6, 2022

Washing Machine

It's when a girl is giving a blow job, and she's doing good with her mouth and then she stops and takes her mouth off and the dick is all wet and then the girl starts giving a very violent hand job in which case she is not going north and south she's also going east and west and any chance of the guy cumming is lost because of her sudden hand attack on the guys dick

Brad: Man, this girl gave me a washing machine last night
Matt: Oh man I'm sorry, did it hurt....
Brad: Of course it hurt SHE GAVE ME A WASHING MACHINE

by Chadagonia March 15, 2015

agreeing machine

a girl (often in high/middle school) that says yes to EVERYTHING to make freinds.

1: Hannah: Do you like chocolate
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Are you diabetic?
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Have you had sex before?
Makenzie: Yes

2: Hannah: Makenzie is such an agreeing machine!
Olivia: Yeah! She said she's had sex, and she's 3 grades below us!

by Ezza Kezza July 11, 2011

Porno machine

A computer

"you mean I can check my email on my Porno machine?"

by Gord lang July 3, 2009

shit machine

A useless person, a "waste of space", who consumes resources but produces nothing but shit.

That guy's useless - he's a real shit machine!

by prairiefire May 17, 2010

Niccolo Machiavelli

Tupac’s name, Makaveli, originated from the politician, Niccolo Machiavelli who was born on May 3, 1469, in Florence, Italy. His life was dedicated in his passion to politics.

"yoo tupacs coming back reincarnated!" "its makaveli dumbass" "how?" "he changed it and it originated from Niccolo Machiavelli"

by tupacfan February 10, 2014

The Machine

Nickname for current Laker backup guard Sasha Vujacic given by legendary Laker commentator Stu Lantz.

"The Machine launches a 3 from the corner and...it's GOOD!!!"

by calTR0N June 23, 2008