Party Marty

Someone with a full calendar.

Hey, would you like to come over and help me move?

I can't because I have 3 parties to go to today.

You're such a "Party Marty"!

by Party Hardy Marty November 30, 2009

Marty the lobster

Marty the lobster first appeared on April second 2010 in Portland, Maine. He was not the average lobster, for he was fuzzy and fought cancer. Marty spends his time partying all around with a group of wrestling friends. His idol is Billy Mays and Master Chief. He also blocks your vision of disgusting male genetalia whenever it pops up on chat roulette. His mortal enemy is Aliee(ale-EE) the zombie alien who appeared a day after Marty from the elevator shaft .

Pete: What should we do guys?
Dylan: Let's go on Chat Roulette!
Zach: Yeah!
Ozzy: Wait! Don't forget to bring Marty the lobster!
Zach: Thanks! *whew*

by DepresdMustache April 5, 2010

marty

A morning party.

"Hey Jenny! Are you trying to marty today?!"
"Bill... it's only 7AM"
"I know! That's the point of a marty!"

by btt15 September 6, 2016

maarte

Filipino term for someone who is obnoxiously choosy, nit-picky, and disgusted at a particular object or such circumstances especially when criticizing and focusing to the not-so-important tiny details of which.

:"You know my friend Stewart, he is so maarte because he doesn't wash and wipe his ass when he takes a shit and instead he uses toilet paper. Ughh, gross!"
"Yeah that's why his ass smells all the time."

:"Babe, I like this wallet! It's elegant and it fits my style."
"Ah too cheap lah, can you find something more expensive lah this even not original."
"You know, that's it! I'm done with you being maarte!"

by make bb June 30, 2021

martyrism

The act of debating with someone over the definition of martyrdom. It has since become a popular replacement to martyrdom around the Northeastern Freshman of the class of 2012.

Person 1: It's martyrdom!
Person 2: No, its martyrism.

by JeffyG November 6, 2007

martyr

A selfless, arrogant, mislead, knowledge lacking, sad excuse for human life. One who takes their life that has been so amazingly giving to them and defiles its name by slandering it through the use of religion and dies in religions name claiming that their way is absolutely the right way. A closed minded fool who deserves nothing more than to deteriorate in the dirt as soon as possible... In simple terms a waist of time and life.

Jesus Christ is the most famous martyr known in America. His self sacrifice was an example of stupidity and those who would be changed by his existence deserve death immediately go kill yourself.

by Metro Josh October 28, 2007

martyrificating

1. (v.) To make oneself into a martyr through someone or something else.

I will be martyrificating myself by giving in to the Spanish Inquisition.

by sven.bogart March 22, 2011