stroke the lizard

Hey man let's go stroke the lizard at the park
by Nosferatu! June 22, 2009
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gut the lizard

to take a shit. the same as to "bleed the lizard" but from the arse instead of the penis.
1) just off to the shitter to gut the lizard
2) "i'm off to the toilet to bleed the lizard"
"i'll come too, i need to gut mine"
by chester jay November 11, 2009
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Pit lizards

Usually the bitches at the track that are either fat, redneck, or annoying as fuck
Bro check out all the pit lizards coming over, fuck bro let’s get outa here
by Butholepirate11789 July 05, 2021
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Pit Lizard

A female who jumps from demolition derby driver to demolition derby driver.

She really gets around within the derby community.
I don't think you should do that man, she's a pit lizard for sure.

Also see: mud cricket, homie hopper, buckle bunny, lot lizard
by THATbeeotch29 July 14, 2021
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Pit lizard

A women who walks around any race track pits supporting who ever just to sleep with them at the end of the night
Bro, Shay day is so ran through. She is such a pit lizard. She’s slept with every racer at mobile int’l and five flags
by Minute man July 28, 2022
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Based Lizard

When you're being so based and or something is so based its inhuman
He showed his friend his rock collection and his friend responded "Based lizard"
A girl farting at a destroy lonely concert
by WalterSoprano March 05, 2023
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SHOP LIZARD

A promiscuous woman generally of a very skanky variety, who tends to exhibit signs of possible crotch rot that hangs around automobile shops/dealerships trying to distract mechanics from their work and have unprotected sex with them in order to fill a trailer park with their spawn and lay claim to a child support check and food stamps benefits from his hard work!!
Person A: Has anyone seen Carla lately?
Person B: Not for a while... Have you checked the shop?
Person C: That "Shop Lizard" is tying up Ron again
by Cbankss January 25, 2019
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