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Sergeant Ling is often heartbroken and will go read music when not crying. Has a GPA of 1.3
Sergeant Chopstick Ling is eating my dog again!
by Some guy from discord November 23, 2021
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Yue Ling

Yue ling is a cute and bubbly girl who never fails to brighten up your day. She is one if the only few real people in the world and wouldn't judge you because she understands you, making her a rare gem.

She has a terrible sense of direction though.
Friend 1: Where's Yue Ling?

Friend 2: I think she got lost on her way here

Friend 3: Not again
by Panda34 November 23, 2021
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Ling

A person who often shows off his 'superior' drip to others
Person 1: Look at my new Nike shoes!

Person 2: Stop being a ling
by Potato fan May 27, 2023
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Ling

An optimised form of the term 'growling'. optimisation is a method that ensures words are shortened to an appropriate level so that the message can be conveyed in the maximum number of repetitions in a given time. One uses ling to express their enjoyment towards a given scenario. it is also used to alert peers of your love and presence for them. i would ling at a friend to let them know I'm there physically, and that I'm loving them actively.
"hey man i just got a new lego set!"
"omg ling"

"ling"
"ling"
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Linga-ling

Something weird you want to show or something you want to show that can be a bit offensive
I wanna show you something linga-ling.
by petete the pipe June 30, 2023
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Ling Ching bong won’t livky tong

Someone who is being a fucking pussy and doesn’t do what they say they will
Preston is being a ling Ching bong won’t livky tong”
by WifeBeater72 April 2, 2023
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Ming ling

Ming king means something excellent,something looking fantastic and sexy
David said to Denise “fuck babe your anus looks so ming ling since you got it bleached at the salon”
Denise said to David “omg your hard cock looks so ming ling when it’s in that cock cage and I’ve got the key “
David said to denise “your feet are so ming ling babe when Ive pissed all over them”
by Martybogroll January 22, 2023
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