dinga dang ding my dingalong ling long

when you accidentally rape Rhys up the ass

oh shit Rhys I peed in your rectum, I did a dinga dang ding my dingalong ling long

by Daddy Daron September 8, 2018

Ling Ling

A student (usually Asian) that overachieves or is named Alyssa Tang.

Alyssa Tang is a Ling Ling because she went to NHD Nationals and won an International Writing Competition

by csorx214 September 19, 2018

Ling tingz

The art of rolling laced marijuana joints using chopsticks

Him:What you doing, Her: im in Perth doing ling tingz aha i still haven't slept all night

by greatsouthernbntr May 31, 2018

Ming ling

Ming king means something excellent,something looking fantastic and sexy

David said to Denise “fuck babe your anus looks so ming ling since you got it bleached at the salon”
Denise said to David “omg your hard cock looks so ming ling when it’s in that cock cage and I’ve got the key “
David said to denise “your feet are so ming ling babe when Ive pissed all over them”

by Martybogroll January 22, 2023

ling

zero in chinese, but my favourite nickname for her.

How much did you get in the test?
Ling la. zero.

oh no!

by i'm just someone! December 27, 2023

ling

zero in chinese, and my favourite nickname for her.

how did you do in the test?
got ling lah.
Oh no!

by i'm just someone! December 27, 2023

Ling ling

Ling ling means panda pussy .

Person 1: be quiet ling ling

Person2: ling ling ?
Person1 : oh it means panda pussy

by Yourgay32 January 22, 2024