to have an enlightenment or an epiphany
president Barack obama needs to be struck by lightning and stop dithering when it comes to US Foreign Policy.
by Sexydimma March 8, 2015

When a man of jewish descent, ukrainian bitch slaps a dick, making it ejaculate in a striking, lightning bolt position.
by BigDickSamantha December 13, 2016

"this girl she was goin down on me,
she was really good so i hit her with a thunderstorm of soggy lightning bolts
she was really good so i hit her with a thunderstorm of soggy lightning bolts
by bigEnotorEus, C-bizzle November 17, 2003

by ToxicJägerMain November 8, 2018

When you shove your partner's iPhone into your partner's rectum, and then plug and unplug the charger cable to vibrate the phone and stimulate your partner's rectum.
John: yo I have yo girl a dirty lightning cable last night
Justin: what is that
John: its when I shove my phone in her ass and plug it in to vibrate it
Justin: that's not a real thing
Justin: what is that
John: its when I shove my phone in her ass and plug it in to vibrate it
Justin: that's not a real thing
by TransracialDoughBoy May 15, 2017

A move originating in the lower east side of Norwegia meaning to remove the penis from a women/mans anus and while the shitter is still opened taking a piss into the conerging butthole.
The Norwegian Lightning Rod is actually illegal in Norwegia but still pretty common in poverty stricken places in the country.
by hunty goertz April 13, 2010

by strikeripper1101 October 16, 2009
