lick the turtle

To cum in someone's asshole right before they shit and then, when they start to take the shit, you lick the cum off of the end of the turd.

Geoff: Dude, my bitch asked me to lick the turtle when we were doing it, so I stomped her tits in the dirt.

by Niggah Dave October 29, 2007

Lick me

Used as a nicer/cleaner way of saying Fuck off.

Man#1:can I borrow your math answers?
Man#2:Lick me u whore.

by Sameer April 24, 2005

Butt lick

The process of licking the butthole of someone else or possibly your own, depending on your flexibility. Also refers to someone that kisses ass!

Karen: My butt itches so bad!
Steve: You need a butt lick! Allow me to assist you!

by Mr. Leitzer September 29, 2005

licks plate

disapproveal of someone or something.

1.Shaq licks plate at shooting free throws.

2. I can't believe that Kobe raped that girl....that licks plate.

by Frank & Jeff April 6, 2004

love lick

When you lick someone out of pure enjoyment of oneself. The person getting licked may not always down this amusing but the licker always enjoys themselves

Gave my girlfriend a love lick to the face and she slapped me and said I wasn't a dog, but the face she made was priceless so I win.

by K'ingK May 16, 2016

last lick

The final hit in a fight or friendly brawl.

What now bitch, I got the last lick.

by Playa1233 May 17, 2006

ear licking

The act of licking someone's ear.

I love ear licking in my hentai

by ThisAin'tMyRealName September 23, 2016