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Could care less

A sarcastic, ironic, irreverent take on the original phrase "couldn't care less." Just like with "couldn't care less," this phrase simply means that one does not care. In this case, it is intended as an ironic insult, since it prompts the other person to reason out that the only reason it would make sense to say "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less" is if they cared some and yet still extremely little. It's an insult delivered as a sarcastic compliment.

It's like if the TV is on really loud, and someone says, "can you turn it up?" That's a sarcastic comment on how loud it is. Just like "I could care less" is a sarcastic comment on how little you care.

Over time, it became so commonplace that people forgot it was sarcastic and just say it straight to mean "I don't care."
Debbie and I broke up for the seventh time, can you believe that?

I believe I could care less...
by The Yar February 13, 2018
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Lord cock less

An important position in a business venture or other organization, which holds no actual authority, and is as a result, disrespected
Lana: bruce is going to be pissed that you left work at 20 to 5...
Kriss: tell lord cock less to eat my ass. I make my own hours up in here
by Silky Cohen February 8, 2017
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Trap-Less

The area where the drug deals are NOT getting carried out.
Yo fam have you coped the new fire from the Trap-Less store.
by Alwera January 7, 2020
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Stop-less

When you want to say that something is unstoppable but you are a cool millennials
Bothiana post everything on her ig stories,she is stop-less
by lobloba April 2, 2020
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Less-Shitty

We’re all trying to be less-shitty
by Ziiky June 1, 2020
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less-lethal weapons

Rubber bullets, beanbag rounds, stun grenades and other projectiles fired by police at unarmed and non-violent American citizens. Such weapons can produce serious injury, permanent disability and death.
An 18-year-old man, struck in the head by one of the less-lethal weapons, suffered massive injuries. 'You could look down into the wound and see fractured skull fragments', said the EMT. Rubber bullets, fired by police from military grenade launchers, can cause internal bleeding, nerve damage and permanent injury to vital organs.
by Monkey's Dad June 13, 2020
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Bone less wings

They are just chicken nuggets. A chicken wing has the bone in but if it doesn’t then it is just a chicken nugget
Costumer: Hey could I get some bone less wings.

Employe: oh did u mean chicken nuggets because they don’t have a bone in them.
by Travis Logan cowles September 8, 2020
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