Lemon Pledge

1. An all-purpose furniture polish that will give your furnishings the scent of new lemon.

2. The major demand made by the maids' union before they will agree to return to work.

Made popular by Family Guy.

Businessman: "What exactly are your demands?"

Maid's union rep: "We need more Lemon Pledge."

Businessman: "You need more Lemon Pledge..."

Maid: "...Yes."

Businessman: "We're not responsible for that. You should just bring some from home."

Maid: "...No."

by Head of the Maids' Union April 11, 2009

lemon goon

lemon goon is a delicious frozen, slushie like alcoholic beverage.

To make lemon goon, freeze lemon squash and freeze white wine. When both are frozen combine the two in a cup with two-thirds lemon squash to one-third white wine.

Tastes better than lemon squash, doesnt taste at all like wine, and gets u pazZzzzZzzzzzz

by zzzZzzZZzZzzzzZZzzzz King April 6, 2010

Lemon Special

To give/receive fish fingers in a fine cinema establishment (such as Gold Class). Usually such cinemas have separate seats in open view to the audience. The giver usually has to lean over a fair distance in order to reach the goods.

Michelle got a Lemon Special last night. She tried to stop it but one cannot deny the power of the Lemon Special.

by Joe Ringer FTW December 23, 2008

lemon warhead

The act of peeing into a girl's butt during anal sex

"I gave Tereasa a nasty lemon warhead on the last night of Greek Week"

by austinnnpurrymann April 11, 2014

Lemon Cheeks

When one of the two booty cheeks finds the strength or energy as an attribute of physical action or movement to overlap the other cheek. (Folding action)

“Pussy was so good my lemon cheeks pinched the bed sheets”

by Big Wood Woody October 14, 2019

Lemon Cow

A rare species of cow which milk tastes sour. We call these cows Lemon Cows.

Guy 1: Wow this milk is really sour

Guy 2 : I think you are drinking spoiled milk
Guy 1: No this milk is from the rare and elusive Lemon Cow
Guy 2 : Right...

by IJWD February 10, 2020

Fucked a Lemon

A progression on the common phrase 'sucking a lemon' meaning to visually express irritation or disdain. To appear as though one has 'fucked a lemon' exaggerates this negative perception even further.

'Aditi's not happy, she's got a face like she's fucked a lemon'

by Robster88 August 26, 2020