Lemon Pledge

1. An all-purpose furniture polish that will give your furnishings the scent of new lemon.

2. The major demand made by the maids' union before they will agree to return to work.

Made popular by Family Guy.
Businessman: "What exactly are your demands?"

Maid's union rep: "We need more Lemon Pledge."

Businessman: "You need more Lemon Pledge..."

Maid: "...Yes."

Businessman: "We're not responsible for that. You should just bring some from home."

Maid: "...No."
by Head of the Maids' Union April 11, 2009
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Lemon Job

A girl puts a lemon on your dick and then proceeds to jack you off. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your dick. However, it sucks for the girl because your dick has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.
I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.
by Jeffrey Canondorf February 11, 2011
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Lemon Soda

A carbonated drink flavored with lemon.
"I require a Lemon Soda"
by NotAGoodPersontoSociety November 11, 2018
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lemon goon

lemon goon is a delicious frozen, slushie like alcoholic beverage.
To make lemon goon, freeze lemon squash and freeze white wine. When both are frozen combine the two in a cup with two-thirds lemon squash to one-third white wine.

Tastes better than lemon squash, doesnt taste at all like wine, and gets u pazZzzzZzzzzzz
by zzzZzzZZzZzzzzZZzzzz King April 06, 2010
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A Lemon Wednesday

When lemon juice trickles into your bellend on a Wednesday. Then when the juice is burning the inside of your cock you shout "OUCH THAT'S A LEMON WEDNESDAY!
"Oh yes baby lets be freaky ... give me a lemon Wednesday!"
by ATRIX May 10, 2016
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Fucked a Lemon

A progression on the common phrase 'sucking a lemon' meaning to visually express irritation or disdain. To appear as though one has 'fucked a lemon' exaggerates this negative perception even further.
'Aditi's not happy, she's got a face like she's fucked a lemon'
by Robster88 August 26, 2020
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Lemon Special

To give/receive fish fingers in a fine cinema establishment (such as Gold Class). Usually such cinemas have separate seats in open view to the audience. The giver usually has to lean over a fair distance in order to reach the goods.
Michelle got a Lemon Special last night. She tried to stop it but one cannot deny the power of the Lemon Special.
by Joe Ringer FTW December 24, 2008
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