LEATHER HAMMER

A cock of extreme girth and excessive veins

Hey Patrick, did you hear about Jimmy's date last night?

Yea man, I heard he gave her the ole leather hammer!

by HeavyRail27 September 19, 2019

Leather Jacket Pat

The one hit-man that u DO NOT wanna mess with, he's hired by whoever pays more to take out his target and he's no hero he's a mercenary in it only for the almighty dollar, always wears a totally bitchin' leather jacket always black leather because tan and red are for pussies, he's the last person u ever wanna see because that means he's here to take you out, cross this man and he will throw you out of a window seriously, he's a very skilled boxer and martial artist, always carries a Bowie knife in one of the many pockets of his amazing leather jacket, and his gun of choice is a glock.
#LeatherJacketPat
#LeatherCladMercenary

Frank: "dude I've been dodging this loan shark for weeks , I keep seeing a car by my house what am I gonna do"?
Steve:"Holy shit man it's Leather Jacket Pat you're fucked dude "
Frank: "RUN"!

by Patcorbett92 November 22, 2017

Fruit Leather

Another Word for LSD (lysergic acid)

Yo dude we should do some fruit leather
ooh yes I LOVE fruit leather

by cyberwar May 8, 2018

leather dick

The impervious dick

Girl: "I have the clap"
Boy: "it's cool, I have a leather dick"

by Snowflakediver June 7, 2016

leather eater

A person who has a fetish for dirty feet.

It's obvious he's a leather eater - he has oozing cold sores.

by Wally's World August 29, 2016

Clever Leather

When your dick is too big to fit in your pants

Went to a Clever Leather's gig, and now I've got clever leather....

by Jizzard1663 January 31, 2018

Leather Sniffer

Someone who aspires to be a police officer or fantasizes about being one and who will go to great lengths to make others think they are an officer despite not actually being one.

"These security guards are a bunch of leather sniffers that will never graduate the academy"

by Berdoky May 6, 2020