slappin leather

When an individual is sitting on a leather couch and farts so hard that the air ejecting from the butthole makes a noise that sounds as if the fart is physically "slappin" the leather.

Man, I drank so much beer last night I've been slappin leather all morning.

by hightop071086 February 20, 2011

leathering it

To go fast. To speed. As in "hell for leather". Or possibly from horse racing where a leather crop or whip is used.

Honest copper, I wasn't leathering it.

Coming down the back straight the jockey was giving it leather.

by cyberforester December 11, 2013

Leather Fish

Odor females excrete from their lower abdomen while wearing leather pants and having accomplished some type of physical activity.

Damn G that girl had some serious leather fish going on when we dropped them droors.

by Prestoivich February 4, 2012

A Martin Leather

A narcissistic driving instructor

If you want driving lessons don’t get a Martin Leather

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

Dunk the Leather

Another phrase used for playing basketball, usually in a street setting, with a large group of friends.

Hey man, let's hit the streets and dunk the leather!

by Stomping Eggshells December 20, 2010

The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Leather Jacket

the piece of clothing made famous by allan

“Allan has quite the leather jacket”
“He is the jacket”

by akholms April 9, 2022