leather dick

The impervious dick

Girl: "I have the clap"
Boy: "it's cool, I have a leather dick"

by Snowflakediver June 7, 2016

Clever Leather

When your dick is too big to fit in your pants

Went to a Clever Leather's gig, and now I've got clever leather....

by Jizzard1663 January 31, 2018

Leather boots wearer

A lesbian

Hey bruv, are you a leather boots wearer?
You see that girl over there? She wears leather boots

by Maizeiscool September 28, 2021

Dick Leather

A toughened skin on the penis made so with repeated use of abrasives.

Ya'll don't toughen up your dick leather.

by McDollar August 19, 2021

Leather Cookies

Flat, dried out tods that have previously been stood on. '

Don't eat those, they're leather cookies"

by Smordwith September 3, 2021

Leather mouth

A boot licker; someone intrinsically drawn to defend someone's sordidly twisted actions. Applicable to those a bit too fond of the cops.

"See how hard he's trying to justify this cop's murder of a black kid? What a leather mouth."

by Dodgemaster June 22, 2021

leather fingers

Carlton

Damn! Carlton is leather fingers

by Silver back October 4, 2013