Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong

Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you

Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?

Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!

by AlmostCCAfton May 24, 2021

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found

by ghxlthd October 16, 2020

Landon

usually tallish and blonde. falls in love easy but cuts you off if you’re not “her”. hard on the outside, soft on the inside. (lick) very handsome and respectable. everyone loves landon as a friend. “24 second master”. (cums quick)

that landon has huge cocks but only good for use for 24 seconds

by Rodizio grill master 17 November 10, 2020

landon

landon is a commonly used phrase by the president of the moist community oftenly used to describe landon mckate

hey landon

by karma1989 November 13, 2023

Landon

All girls school in Maryland. They loose to Prep, Bullis, and Gonzaga at everything. Parents must have a salary over 700,000 to attend and a minimum of the porches is required.

Landon Kid: Yo brah heard ur dad whippin a new porches, how many is that now 4?
Landon Kid 2: Im hiiiiipp bra its tuff ya dig

by DMV FACTS September 14, 2018

Landon

Landon isn't perfect but he isn't bad either. They usually have very kind hearts but have a lot of anxiety and get nervous. They dont care about looks they like someone's personality. They can be the best friend and will be there for you.

Landon was being very kind too ivee yesterday when people were making fun of her for being broke.

by TheDictionary12345678900 November 11, 2019

Landon

A sweet guy that will send shivers down your spine if he laughs and has a giant DI- heart and will always fu- care for you

Y/n: I think I met a Landon
Person: no way those guys are rare

by Thiccqueen@perfect August 6, 2021