knob dicker

texan slang.to mess with buttons or dials.

Damnit andrew, you're being a knob dicker. quit playing with my sterio.

by Judge Scott September 13, 2003

jack knob

douche lord, jack off, fat fuck, shit eater, someone who is an overall rude ass

He called you a 9? What a jack knob!

by madsandtins January 2, 2015

knob jockey

usually a dorogotory term for ones stupidity.

you knob jockey get out of my house

by D'Arcy (i am soo not Irish) May 28, 2003

knob slob

a blowjob

Dude, I got a wicked knob slob the other night. The girl was like a vacuum.

by ravenshadow October 5, 2003

knob hawk

Someone who checks out other men in the locker room while they are changing. "Knob" refers to a mans "rod" or "johnson", and "hawk" refers to the wandering eyes of the suspected knob watcher.

After third hour, little Billy sat and watched the other male students in his area change. Then one of the other boys noticed that Billy's eyes were wandering, so he started shouting "KNOB HAWK, WE GOT A KNOB HAWK, GET THE ROPE, GET THE ROPE!" And then little Billy was strung up and beaten like a toy pinata.

by Beechizzle April 3, 2007

hob-knobbing

Messing around, hanging out; especially with snobbish people

Hob-knobbing is how socialites spend their days.

by Hildasuz December 9, 2008

Hot Knobbing

When you rub 'deep heat' on your balls, and you get that most amazing sensation.

Steve: I heard you groaning last night.
Brian: Yea, I was hot knobbing. It was awesome!

by Hot to trot on the knob May 2, 2010