(Peyton runs into room crying like a little girl)
Kenny Chesney: What's wrong hun?
Peyton: WAAAAAAH! That mean bully Tracy Porter ruined my game, and my line sucks waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Kenny: There there Peyton, I still love you.
Peyton: Sniff, can we still have butt sex?
Kenny: Sure
(Little does Peyton know, Kenny is cheating on him with the neighbors gerbil)
Kenny Chesney: What's wrong hun?
Peyton: WAAAAAAH! That mean bully Tracy Porter ruined my game, and my line sucks waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Kenny: There there Peyton, I still love you.
Peyton: Sniff, can we still have butt sex?
Kenny: Sure
(Little does Peyton know, Kenny is cheating on him with the neighbors gerbil)
by pacman jones32 February 22, 2010
by THEFUCKTRUCK January 18, 2018
A VERY HOTT AND SEXY COUNTRY SINGER and does NOT look like a turtle on steroids he sings great music and he is ver talented!!
by Cassie Chesney August 21, 2005
Guy #1: Have you met that Tammy girl? She's slept with a lot of guys
Guy #2: Yeah she's a real Kenny Lofton
Guy #2: Yeah she's a real Kenny Lofton
by DCHIII October 25, 2007
When in the doggy style position and waving your hand in the air like you are twirling a rope in your hand.
by ACE 2517 April 12, 2007
A popular country singer among trailer-trash women, who are on average more then double his weight. He's rumored to be gay and probably is.
by Brian the Definer November 16, 2006
A Sticky Kenny is the way to teach a girl that a 70's bush is both disgusting and inappropriate. When you go down on a girl with a nasty, thick bush you wait till she is cumming. You then pull out a fistfull of her stanky pubes, spit in your hand and slap her in the face with it while simultaneously punching her in the asshole with the hopes of fisting her ass.
by Superbad August 20, 2013