A mister man that can go full retard mode in the blink of an eye beat described as monkey man. He can also have himself be called miter tank killer or master retarder or smothers.
by Farlayy July 19, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. by Aborted Fetus June 27, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. An incredibly funny guy, he will make you laugh all the time. He is very caring and sweet, but he is a gamer and sometimes that can be the priority. He such an amazing and cute person, you need a Jordan in your life.
by <3Jordan June 25, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is the type of person to just say "Penis" all the time. Jordan is sweet and caring but also weird. If you have a Jordan in your life, you better keep them by your side, because if you lose Jordan, you'll never feel the same.
by Matthew Michalowski April 2, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. biggest simp you will ever meet. Probably has bought every girl in your area food and drove them places. Secretly homosexual or non-binary most of the time.
Nic: "where's Jordan?"
Joe: "Oh Jordan he's simping right now"
Everyone: "ya your right he's a simp"
Joe: "Oh Jordan he's simping right now"
Everyone: "ya your right he's a simp"
by DecBow February 6, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. A very annoying person who is a tattletale and is very full of themselves. They can also usually be gay, lezz or tranz in their own natural way
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This word can only be used in a negative way
by Itsurboi123 December 22, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. A Jordan *female* is the type of girl who’s always the loving never the loved.. but Jordan’s are so gorgeous, perfect body, perfect hair, the best personality. Has many friends but has trust issues. May not have a partner because they’re too good for anyone else. Most likely a little tomboyish because of their name. Jordan’s are perfect :
by ~heatwaves ~ March 14, 2021
Get the Jordanmug.