jonny shine

(also known as JonElf) the coolest swaggiest dad you will ever meet, is super chill and drives teslas, and says 'what's that?' a lot. He also will bring breakfast into your room every morning cos he is the best

how was your day today?
it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room

sounds like a real Jonny Shine

by kingmeeseek July 10, 2020

Jonny

A jonny is a chagaloo, pigaleh, big boy who thrives off of in-n-out and d-riding. Usually
known as a “Big Jonny”, they only
have clothing of a size XXL and is known for putting buffets out of business.

🩲💩

Wow look at Jonny ordering all
those post mates and uber eats meals.

by Bigaleh Jonny May 23, 2023

Jonny

A likkle speng boy with autism who usually smokes a lot of ciggies he once gave head at a bus stop for some meth and heroine.His preferred sexuality is homosexuality.

Look at that crackhead he’s such a Jonny

by Chrissshsgdgdudh February 27, 2020

Jonny

Jonny, a walking penis with the heart of a fawn.queer where's bedazzled jewelry on his pants.looks like perfection until hat comes off.likes the glass dick and the skin flute.pro cocker

Her Jonny needed a tampon.i took a shit and wiped my Jonny.

by 2hornz February 5, 2020

Jonny

ending a game when everyone is having fun

This person is being a Jonny (while ending an ARAM game)

by non-jonny August 20, 2025

Jonny Bairstow

When one has a rather large brain fart during a rather large moment in sports.

Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.

by Bumty July 2, 2023

Jonni

a Shy and a quiet male but hes strong as a mountain.

You see that guy armwrestling over there it must be a Jonni

by Miner115 November 11, 2022