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Jonathan

A short ass boy who is ugly as hell he looks like a rat and smells like cow shit , his crush will never like him back and is annoying he has a big ass head and his eyes stick out he’s really ugly when i see him i wish i was never born that’s how ugly he is i don’t mean this to any other jonathan besides that one jonathan i hate
Boy: Yo look it’s jonathan

Me: Ewwww
by Mayson January 5, 2020
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Jonathan

Jonathan: He gay.. dats all
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Jonathan

uh loock at Jonathan
by Papa Holocaust April 30, 2019
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Jonathan

A Mexican dude who looks like a terrorist and is ugly as hell and stutters alot.He is terrible with girls and usually gets gay guys to fall for him because he looks like a queer.
Guy #1: Wassup Jonathan
Jonathan:STFU before I suicide bomb your whole family
by Sneakerhead bih March 26, 2018
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Jonathan

A person who always will lie to the person they know you like and make them like them .
But the only way this can be stopped is if you show the person you like how terrible Jonathan is.
by Laurance1601 July 17, 2018
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Jonathan

A really nice guy and really cares about people, but he has his downsides mostly being that he is extremely unattractive and girls absolutely hate him he is a complete dork who try's to make people laugh just by screaming and saying random words than pertain nothing to the situation he can also be a extreme jerk and it makes you question why you ever became friends with him.
Oh Jonathan. Yeah he's a nice guy but he has to many negatives to ever be liked
by Obsolete Mule October 22, 2017
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jonathan

One of the most awful people to have faced this earth
Brian: So yeah this guy threw spaghetti in my girlfriends face whilst at the restaurant.
Ken: Wow What a Jonathan that guy.
by Old_wise_man_69_420_xoxo October 8, 2018
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