Pastry Job

A job where there is a lot of freedom, where the job boundaries can be moulded and stretched considerably without it being noticed by anybody else.

I'm really enjoying this pastry job. I told my boss that it would take 5 weeks to finish, but I finished it in 3 and did nothing for 2 weeks.

by SenoritaEvita June 15, 2011

Stoma job

The sexual act of a man ramming his cock into the throat stoma of his partner. To amplify the pleasure re-enter the other direction and get a reverse blow job as you cum out her mouth. This is done by sitting on the woman's face or chest. Most commonly their tits are used for handles to ram the cock as far down the asophagus as possible

"I started dating a smoker recently. She gave me a stoma job last night and I came in her lung."

by Spoogwave May 12, 2014

Syrup Job

When you put syrup in a persons butt hole and lick it out.(often a sexual thing)

Yoo I just gave Azian a syrup job!

by Random Guy with words! :) May 11, 2019

Taffy Job

When your partner is giving you head and focuses stickily on savoring your balls and graciously mouths each testicle like stretching warm pieces of taffy. Usually accompanied by a smile and the words "like that?"

Christie gives the best head yo. I'm telling you she can suck a dick but once she starts in with the taffy job you gonna nut braaaaahhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

Hot Job

When an attractive woman brings you a hot dog and then proceeds to give you a blow job while you enjoy your hot dog.

Bonus points are given for quality of the BJ and the selection of available condiments for your dog.

After a long day at work, Kimberly rewarded me with a Hot Job. Not only was the head amazing, it was the best damn hot dog I've ever eaten!

by tcbar September 8, 2011

Akimblow Job

1. Getting a blow job while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

2. Getting two consecutive blow jobs in a row without pause.

3. Simultaneously jerking off two men and allowing both of them to blow their load on your face at the same time.

1. "Dude she's giving me an Akimblow Job, I'm not worried about planting the bomb!

2. Person 1- "I blew a load into her mouth... but she just kept going... you better believe I blew a second load in her mouth!"

Person 2- "Akimblow Job. Never let her go man."

3. Best friend 1- "I never thought getting jerked off next to my best friend by the same girl and blowing a load on her face at the same time as him would be so pleasurable..."

Best friend 2- "I would take an Akimblow Job by your side any day."

by Akim Blow Jobson March 13, 2010

mop job

1. n. A blow job.
2. n. The first word of the phrase, "mop" is an acronym, literally standing for "mouth on penis." Thus, the most accurate definition of a mop job is a job involving the putting of one's mouth on another's penis, allowing for situations other then blowjob's exclusively; i.e., the job of sucking poison out of a snake bite on another's penis.
3. n. A job involving cleaning a floor using a mop.

1. "Dude! This chick bit my penis while giving me a mop job the other day! Now I have a sweet scar!"

2. "Timmy! Give me a mop job quick! This King Cobra just poisoned my pud!"

3. "I hate being a janitor. All I do is give mop jobs all day."

by Captain Hot Pocket December 9, 2008