jessy

just an awesome guy with a fucked up life

me: hey jessy, hows life
jessy: FUCKED UP!

by C.A.O.L February 15, 2022

Eh jessie

Yeah, this is how it is, so get used to it. Also, means oops sorry.

I just peed on that guy by mistake..."Eh jessie."

by whitey88 January 27, 2009

Jessie

She likes watermelon and will have boba tea three times in a day depending on the price. She pretends like she’s sweet and naive, but she’ll tell you how much she hates everyone at 12am when you guys are walking her dog. She despises the popular and superficial kids and she doesn’t consider anyone cute unless they star in a drama. She built like a marshmellow and shes so pale she blends into walls. She’s a good listener and a huge scaredy cat, but she’s always down to hang out even if it’s just in eachother’s company.

A: Jessie’s so sweet omg
B: you know she hates you right?

by Kaylaly March 29, 2020

Jessi/Jessussy

She is literally like a mom to me and one (milf obvi) and she's obsessed with Billie Eilish and her dog, Zula

I love her confidence and her sm she makes me feel so comfortable and wanted

I love taking quizzes with her and she's an amazing friend

Who is Jessi/Jessussy ?
Jessi/Jessussy is one of the best people I've ever met

by Unknown indoors July 29, 2022

Jessie Roe

Amazing funny guy who can't get anough weed
he can be a manwhore at times

but all the ladys love him

My friend is sooo a jessie roe

by melllons December 7, 2011

Jessie Lynn

Human cum-dumpster.

Everyone in Savannah, Ga has ejaculated in Jessie Lynn.

by Connor McLookinAtDASnow November 22, 2021

Jessy

Jessy is a great guy. Most likely a twin. Quick with a joke, or light your smoke, he is there. Willing to go to casino att a moments notice and always ready to rack up, Jessy won't let you down...on purpose. Grilled peanut butter and ham sandwich is what he wants and if it doesn't drip, you are the best ever, if it does, get to stepping friend. Lover of life and friend to all, Jessy is the man.

Let's go to Jessy's garage and play some fuckin pool!!

by Samsqwuach 18 June 21, 2023