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jerkin in aus

'jerkin in aus' is the act of performing jerking ( a lame type of breakdancing) on the continent of Australia. This act is considered an embarrassment to western society, and is widely ridiculed especially by the lads of CCGS Though, there is a significant difference between 'jerkin in aus' and simply 'Jerking' in Australia. To truly be 'jerkin in aus' there are several requirements:
1. Your dad must be filming
2. You must be hated by 90% of people that know you
3. You must disgrace historic buildings
4. You must be a complete fucking Dickhead
5. You must love penis in and around your mouth
6. Your only friend must be an orc
7. You must suck at life
8. You must recover from each fall by shifting your weight to your right hand, suspending your legs in the air, and looking like a total shithead
There has been only one reported case of 'jerkin in aus'. It was uploaded to youtube on 23rd of November 2009. The video was widely ridiculed by the wide Australian community. Response has been overwhelmingly negative (with reason)

youtube.com/watch?v=lBOjZEqX9Xc&feature=fvst

below, the definition of lads, they took heckling this jerker to the next level.

youtube.com/watch?v=pJ-kET9HzMc
by wagawagan June 5, 2010
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wall of jericho

Two girls and two guys; all four are standing up. The guys are fucking the girls up the ass while one of the girls has a strap-on and is screwing the other girl. All four folks are connected creating a solid wall. It's easy to transition from a London Bridge into a wall of jericho assuming one of the females has a strap-on ready to go.
My girlfriend and her best friend wanted to use the strap-on somehow while engaged in a four-some so we formed a solid wall of jericho and much fun was had.
by Josh Sc. September 19, 2008
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Jericho

This is a really depressed person and has no will to do anything. They are a useless sack of shit and are lazy. They cannot do anything, but they are a really nice person and will fight you if you mess with there friend
Jericho will beat your ass nigga.

*Jericho has successfully beaten your ass.
by ViNiggerman October 29, 2019
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Jerking off

Something to make guys feel ashamed of themselves.
Im jerking off.
by Dick 1 2 3 November 6, 2020
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lurkin jerkin

the lockport new york version of a peeping tom that masterbates at your window.
Yo! i think i see John Miller be lurkin jerkin at my window last night!
by Jay Raff420 November 20, 2009
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Nicely Jerkified

A nice guy who decides to turn into a jerk after a breakup, thus destroying his life over a girl, and in the process hurting people.
by nicejerk March 7, 2011
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insta-jerking

Not to be confused with insta-lurking, insata-jerking is when a guy masturbates to selfies of his crush on Instagram because he is too uncomfortable with traditional porn.
I was gonna ask her out but she caught me insta-jerking so theres like, no chance.
by Corprate Incorperated Co. January 31, 2016
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