Jedi - A term used for a coupon friendly cashier. They will glady accept coupons, push through all beeping coupons and happily hand out rainchecks . They are usually young men and young women. You will rarely get an old or middle aged Jedi.
Ex- I bought the right items for my coupon but they came up item not found. I am glad that I found a Jedi to push them through.
I have a hand full of coupons I need to profile the cashiers to find a Jedi!
I have a hand full of coupons I need to profile the cashiers to find a Jedi!
by couponlady April 10, 2011
by micheal cheese January 21, 2021
Hey Tim ,I didn't know Stan got high. Tim said back ( Stan's a Jedi you weren't supposed to know , that's the point.
by Poobapoolman March 07, 2022
"Whose padawan is that?", says C-P3O
"That be jedi", Replies, Har Har Stinks (The freshest of the Gungans)
"That be jedi", Replies, Har Har Stinks (The freshest of the Gungans)
by AL W Egar April 01, 2024
To squeeze your penis past hemorrhoids. Is a difficult task to do without pain, hence, you need a Jedi.
by Theurbansnog March 10, 2021
by Ericsosexy September 21, 2017
Where a man gets a toy lightsabre and tries to stab your ballsack while yelling "I HAVE THE FORCE!!!!!"
by Poopslinger19998 October 05, 2011