24 January

The day when the most beautiful girls are born.

When were you born?
24 January..

Yeaah. That's why you're so beautiful!

by Pandisz November 24, 2020

January 23

Today is the rapper "XXXTentacion"'s birthday
R.I.P

Person 1: Today is january 23!

Person 2: And?
Person 1: Its XXXTentacions birthday

by Daily usefulness November 9, 2019

January 18

National ask a girl out

Hey it’s January 18 yea ur right imma ask savanna out

by Bro listen January 4, 2021

January 13

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 13
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day"

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 15

Give a girl your hoodie day and give your boyfriend your Scrunchie dayyyy

Friend : Hey chad it’s January 15 did you give Lilian your hoodie today
Chad : yep and she gave me her scrunchie

by Eiekennedhjsnwbw January 14, 2020

January 15

Cuddle/kiss your boyfriend or crush day!!

Ted *walks by and see’s megan and jo making out* “thats normal“ walks by and see’s everyone eithee cuddling or kissing* “okay what the heck is going on?” ITS JANUARY 15

by Emily evensen January 13, 2021

January 20th

National sit on the toilet and think of all your mistakes day !

I’m gonna go sit on the toilet and think about all of my sins because it’s January 20th

by Jaybirds23563 January 20, 2020